Posted on 11/17/2005 11:52:35 AM PST by lilylangtree
6) Apply mallet to head of the joker who thought the trick was a good idea.
I went to WVU and we used to have bath tubs full of grape and grain. Things must have slowed down or else the school officials aren't very observant.
I actually did do shots of Everclear in college once. That wasn't too bad, pretty smooth, actually.
Mexican sugar cane alcohol, on the other hand...that stuff's basically white lightning with a tax stamp. I got roped into shots of that a couple of times...
"Hey, Rich, how about a shot of vodka?"
"Yeah, sure..."
"Here ya go..."
*glugKHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!*
"What the...?"
Of course, after the first shot, that's pretty smooth too...or maybe your esophagus is under anesthesia at that point...
Shake the bottle with the cap on first.
As stupid as college students are today, this doesn't surprise me. Their new favorite pasttime is to drink liquor until they pass out. We used to try to get women but not these guys.
Oh, the Leftists cut to the chase on that one with Roe v. Wade.
Hey, maybe now W.VIRGINIANS will SOBER up and vote OUT Senator Byrd?
I like your comment and your tag line. Good work!!!!!!
You've given me some early Christmas cheer!!!
"Apply mallet to head of the joker who thought the trick was a good idea."
he was too busy applying ice, ointment and gauze to his thumb
A West Virginian walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that will cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line model. The West Virginian is suitably impressed, and buys it. The next day he brings it back, complaining that it would only cut down 1 tree and it took ALL DAY! The salesman takes the chain saw, starts it up to see what's wrong, and the West Virginian says, "What's that noise?
no more legal moonshine? ........where is Junior Johnson when we need him?
Hiram, there's this wonderful technical advance called the fuse...
The moon is not shining so bright in West VA.
Or as an alternative fuel source.
Actually, in Morgantown, WV grain alcohol is know to make couches catch fire.
Never, ever pour Everclear into a styrofoam cup.
Everclear was popular when I was in college, but it was terrble to drink straight. We usually made a punch with it. It contributed to much puking!
"Hiram, there's this wonderful technical advance called the fuse..."
Yeah, but that would have required to much thought process and coordination. Remember, the bottle was almost empty. I had all I could handle just figuring out the lighter.
Thanks I am so not going to show your instructions to my 22 yo son or my 62 yo brother both love to blow up things just for a laugh....who am I kidding they probably already know how to do this...LOL
Grain alcohol and rainwater, Mandrake. Have whatever you like.
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