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"As far as meaningless posts, I have taken it upon myself to liberally populate these threads with bad puns, in order to provide a change of pace from some of the flame wars.

You will find some here altogether too serious for simple attempts at humour. The rest of us appreciate a bit of humour here or there; puns of course being the pinnacle of said humour.

All I ask is that your puns remain on the less obscure side, so even the densest among us (primarily me) can enjoy them.

[grey_whiskers]

You will find some here altogether too serious for simple attempts at humour. The rest of us appreciate a bit of humour here or there; puns of course being the pinnacle of said humour.

I appreciate your compliment--this is balm to my wounds after being called "mostly harmless" by CarolinaGuitarman. (See also the entry on Earth from the HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy.)

All I ask is that your puns remain on the less obscure side, so even the densest among us (primarily me) can enjoy them.

We aim to please.

My adjurement to an earlier poster to "Play Fair" was a pun on "Playfair's theorem" from Euclidean geometry, after the poster had mentioned that a**2 + b**2 = c**2 does not hold in some curvilinear coordinate systems. (Playfair's theorem goes along with sum of angles of triangle being 180 degres goes along with ...)

Didja like the mosquito limerick?