I, Fester Chugabrew, am a Young Earth Creationist. I do not accept geology, or radiometric dating, or any part of modern science that might support an old Earth or evolution. Furthermore, I do not accept creation or evolution as proper objects of science in the strict sense. Lastly, VadeRetro notwithstanding, I attribute all tendencies toward verbal putzitude to be a product of those who ignore, disavow, or otherwise impugn the authority of biblical texts [08/06/2005].http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1456767/posts?page=201#201 .
Would not be surprised if you framed that quote, hung it up on your wall, and howl over it every night. How about an evolution story for us all? Or do you only have a library of creation stories?