Deer Parnasokan,
I em a verry, verry welthy oil man. I hav made many, many moneys deeling with Saddam Hussein, but I am verry afrayd that the Natiuns United wil confisckate my moneys. I am needing thank you sume American who will allow me to diposit my many, many moneys in a banque Americain. If you help me out, I will give you all the baggettes you culd possibly eet, pluss tenne persent of all my many many moneys.
--Jacques Chirac
Sorry, but it is no joking matter when the CIA tries to take down a sitting President.
Very funny....by the way, when I was growing up, we were taught to say "NIGER" for the country where the 'g' kinda sounds like a 'j'.....Now alluvasudden, the CNN, MSNBC, CBS pukes are saying "nijeeeeeerrrrrr." Makes you wonder if some bright 'bulb' at CNN thought, "Hey! If we prounounce it like we used to, some dumb CNN blond (brunette, whatever) is gonna screw up and say the "N-word" by mistake sometime....