[Stoat]

Another symbol of religious and cultural tradition is destroyed by the perverts and the queers.

"sigh"

[BulletBobCo]

[mewzilla]

Great googly moogly.

[BulletBobCo]

Next.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Methinks Santa was NAUGHTY, PING!!!

[Finger Monkey]

[USF]

Better ban the internet too.

I hear pedophiles use it to post pics to each other...

[Rakkasan1]

Bad Santa

[Hegewisch Dupa]

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[martin_fierro]

Unnngh.

[mewzilla]

Isn't Switzerland the home of the Burgermeister Meisterberger?

[Fintan]

 

They may have a point.

[OpusatFR]

Nope. I've always thought it was creepy.

[dfwgator]

An SNL Classic:


Laraine Newman: I'm next!

Dan Aykroyd: [ laughing ] Are you sure you want to do this?

Laraine Newman: Sure! You know, I mean it's crazy, this time of year does something to me, I feel like a little kid!

Dan Aykroyd: Make it quick, though - we've got a lot of shopping to do.

Laraine Newman: Oh, don't be such a Scrooge. Where's your spirit?

[ little girl steps off Santa's lap and heads off ]

Mall Santa: Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas, everybody!

Laraine Newman: I'll only be a minute.

Dan Aykroyd: Sure.

[ as Laraine steps up to Santa Claus, she unrolls some toilet paper which she proceeds to place around his lap ]

Dan Aykroyd: Hey, wait a minute! What are you doing?

Laraine Newman: Relax! I said I'll only be a minute..

Dan Aykroyd: What is this?

Laraine Newman: It's for protection.

Dan Aykroyd: Toilet tissue?! You mean, you haven't heard of Santi-Wrap? [ holds up red and green colored toilet seat protection sheet ] Sure.. Santi-Wrap - the colorful, decorative and hygienic way to protect yourself from germs carried by the likes of a part-time Santa Claus.

Mall Santa: [ drinking from a bottle of alcohol ] Ho ho ho..

Dan Aykroyd: Look, he's so jolly, he's smart, he knows if you've been sleeping - but do you know where he's been sleeping?

Laraine Newman: [ sits up with a stir ] Oh, my goodness!

Dan Aykroyd: That's just it, Look, Laraine - I love Santa just as much as anybody else, but, December 26th, Noel over here goes back to the Y.

Mall Santa: [ drinking from a bottle of alcohol ] Ho ho ho..

Laraine Newman: But won't toilet paper protect me?

Dan Aykroyd: Two-ply? Never. Not these germs. Let me show you.

[ show image of Santa's bare leg ]

Dan Aykroyd: This is a picture of Santa's leg. Seems normal. But look at the same picture magnified under a microscope.

[ show circular close-up of tiny little men sitting on a street corner, with little hairs surrounding the lens ]

Laraine Newman: Are those Santa's helpers?

Dan Aykroyd: Yes, those are Santa's helpers. And they're communicable. Now, will you stop using the two-ply?

Laraine Newman: What a fool I've been! [ replaces her toilet paper with one Santi-Wrap sheet and sits ] Okay.. I want a car, and a refigerator, and -

Dan Aykroyd: Use Santi-rap, and I promise you won't get one tick.. from jolly St. Nick.

Mall Santa: [ drinking from a bottle of alcohol ] Ho ho ho.. ho.. ho ho..