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CNN can't read a simple map (riots in France)

Posted on 11/14/2005 5:55:00 PM PST by sociotard

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Self ping


61 posted on 11/14/2005 9:03:45 PM PST by Anitius Severinus Boethius
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To: concretebob

Ping, bump, and bang...this is all a funny way to end the day!


62 posted on 11/14/2005 9:17:12 PM PST by 3D-JOY
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To: concretebob
He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the Marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The less they stand out the better.

LOL!!! Hilarious! And that goes for the women, too! Thanks for the ping, ConcreteBob!

63 posted on 11/14/2005 10:07:22 PM PST by Albion Wilde (America will not run, and we will not forget our responsibilities. – George W. Bush)
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To: Sender

I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain!


64 posted on 11/15/2005 4:08:02 AM PST by unionblue83
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To: sociotard
Paris made a shift to the RIGHT!
65 posted on 11/15/2005 4:11:59 AM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: F14 Pilot
CNN doesn’t hire smart people! ;-)

No, they generally hire journalism majors.
66 posted on 11/15/2005 4:15:07 AM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: R. Scott
when compared with the sheep who actually watch CNN as their main source of news, the CNN folks are geniuses
67 posted on 11/15/2005 4:18:56 AM PST by chilepepper (The map is not the territory -- Alfred Korzybski)
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To: Albion Wilde
And that goes for the women, too!

My uncles talked that way about the French women. They were WWII vets who walked from Normandy nearly to Berlin. Even when they went without bathing for weeks at a time, they still found the French a bit gamey.
68 posted on 11/15/2005 4:20:47 AM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: chilepepper

Yep.


69 posted on 11/15/2005 4:21:15 AM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: sociotard

That IS funny.


70 posted on 11/15/2005 4:21:24 AM PST by RandallFlagg (Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
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To: unionblue83
Scotty, I need warp 20 now. There's a CNN battle cruiser that's de-cloaking off our stern.
71 posted on 11/15/2005 4:22:19 AM PST by Sender (Team Infidel USA)
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To: R. Scott

If you marinate them in citrus juice, it tenderizes them and takes out much of the gameyness. /sark


72 posted on 11/15/2005 4:26:22 AM PST by Sender (Team Infidel USA)
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Remember, these are the same morons who repeatedly demanded that certain republicans point stuff out on maps, then ridiculed them afterwords.
73 posted on 11/15/2005 4:27:10 AM PST by RandallFlagg (Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
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To: sociotard

The Strasbourg forces have invaded Munich, the Toulousian infantry has taken over land in both Switzerland and Austria and "France" is smack dab in the middle of Poland without the use of even one Stuka. Darn, how did I miss this?

I wonder what the Bordeauxski wines will be like?

The politically correct crowd and the Crappy News Network can't get political maps correct....but most of their viewers will never notice.


74 posted on 11/15/2005 4:28:45 AM PST by Loud Mime (Bad Lawmakers = Bad Law = Infinite Lawyers)
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To: RandallFlagg

That's because those of us in the Vast Right-wing Conspiracy aren't using "their" maps. You know, they way it "should" be. These liberal elitist pukes make me sick.


75 posted on 11/15/2005 4:30:35 AM PST by unionblue83
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To: Sender

LOL !!

I thank I was living in Metz, France. Now I live in Paris, France...
Merdum... I'm a pariser now ! Fluctuat nec mergitur...
Thanks a lot CNN !!! (but I'm not sure if I must enjoy myself...)

This is the worst map of France (and Europe) I've ever seen...

Rennes is Paris
Paris is Metz
Strasbourg is in Germany or in Czech republic
Lyons moved to Clermont-Ferrand
Cannes slipped to Perpignan

and.... Toulouse is in Switzerland (Zurich ?) !!!

What a mess !


76 posted on 11/15/2005 4:37:54 AM PST by Republicain
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To: sociotard

I would not be too concerned about thi. The Muslims will change the names of all of these cities and towns in due course.


77 posted on 11/15/2005 5:05:49 AM PST by wmileo
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To: wmileo

You got that right. There's a sobering thought...all the names will be changed in our lifetimes.


78 posted on 11/15/2005 5:11:57 AM PST by Sender (Team Infidel USA)
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To: Loud Mime
The Strasbourg forces have invaded Munich, the Toulousian infantry has taken over land in both Switzerland and Austria and "France" is smack dab in the middle of Poland without the use of even one Stuka. Darn, how did I miss this?

LMAO, Mime. I'll be going to Krakow and Prague soon. Does this mean that I'll still be in Freakin' France?

I wonder what the Bordeauxski wines will be like?

MUCH improved. ;-)

79 posted on 11/15/2005 5:15:19 AM PST by Miss Behave (Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
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To: sociotard
This is just WAY too funny, sociotard. Thanks for the post.

Of course we are talking about a bunch of yahoos who think that there's nothing west of the Alleghenies but Injuns, boar hogs and Corn Hole, and that there's some dude in the South named Jack Daniels or something.

May a pigeon drop a collective deuce on the heads of the DUmmies of CNN.

They DO know a thing or two about (the slang of) pigeons, doncha know. :-)

80 posted on 11/15/2005 5:41:25 AM PST by Miss Behave (Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
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