[Nachum]

The garbage state

Bribery State

Land of Pukin

Big Skunk State

The Smells

Stungun State

You Want A ##$%##! Slogan?

I Got Yer ##$%##! Slogan Right Here!

[Vigilanteman]

1. Toxic waste dump of the nation.
   
2. Birthplace of Monopoly.
   
3. We produced a president, sort of, Woodrow Wilson.
   
4. Toilet paper was invented next door, in PA.
   
5. The most mosques between Michigan and New York.
   
6. Home of New Yorkers who can't afford Connecticut.
   
7. Home of Archie Bunker, Dingbat and Meathead.
   
8. Our politicians may be crooked, but they ain't boring.
   
9. We inspired Frank Sinatra to move to Las Vegas.
   
10. What limburger is to cheeses, we are to states.