State Senator Cynthia Creem? God, if I had a name like that, I'd change it right quick.
Reminds me, though, "Jersey" Joe Walcott's real name was Arnold Cream. Really.
The MA legislature is a strange place. It's real name is "Sam's Ant Farm." Really.
John Adams isn't rolloing over in his grave - he's doing jack-knifes. Ugh.
>> State Senator Cynthia Creem? God, if I had a name like that, I'd change it right quick. <<
She did. Her given name was Anita.
"You changed your name TO Madame Latrine?"
"Well, it's better than my old name."
"What, pray tell, was your old name?"
"Mamdame Sh!+house."
-- Robin Hood: Men in Tights (paraphrased from memory.)