>> State Senator Cynthia Creem? God, if I had a name like that, I'd change it right quick. <<
She did. Her given name was Anita.
"You changed your name TO Madame Latrine?"
"Well, it's better than my old name."
"What, pray tell, was your old name?"
"Mamdame Sh!+house."
-- Robin Hood: Men in Tights (paraphrased from memory.)
Her maiden name was "Cynthia Anita?" How odd. God, I hope that doesn't mean she's of Italian descent.