The scientific conclusion to this conundrum is quite clear, of course.
Female hunters, in our quest for destroying the male species, enjoy the act of deer hunting primarily for the erotic pleasure it gives us in stalking, maiming, and ultimately, killing the reprehensible and egocentric Male.
And what better method is there to accomplish this noble goal -- the total annihilation of the evil male species from the planet -- than to utilize the male's own dastardly weapon, his beloved phallic-symbol rifle?
My own faux-phallic symbol weapon-of-choice for this sadistic yearly ritual of stalking "The Trophy Buck" is, of course, my 12-gauge shotgun loaded with massive chunks of lead. Why do you think we call it "Buckshot?"
For that matter, why do you think my favorite gun is called a "Savage?"
< /extreme sarcasm >
I'm just amazed the authors of this study didn't see it themselves.
You also strap-on that other phallic symbol - the gitter.
I'm watching my six.
ROTFLMAO again....It will be a miracle if I get through this thread with my keyboard intact. Guess I'll have to refrain from drinking anything while reading this thread....LOL