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FIVE JOKES about French Riots.
LATIMES ^
| 11/13/05
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Posted on 11/13/2005 8:42:36 AM PST by Pikamax
FIVE JOKES
November 13, 2005
We turn to France, whose decision to stay out of the Iraq war is starting to make more sense. After all, why go all the way to the Mideast when you can fight Muslims in your very own suburbs?
— JON STEWART
The streets of the suburb of Clichy-sous-Bois have been filled with angry, mostly unemployed Arab and African immigrants setting fire to hundreds of cars. Their message: We're mad as hell, and we're not going to let you park here anymore.
— STEWART
Night after night of rioting and looting and burning cars, but don't worry because the French government is working around the clock to figure out a way to blame it on us.
— DAVID LETTERMAN
The riots in France have been through their second week. No signs of slowing. Now first of all, let me congratulate the French on whatever sporting event they apparently won.
— STEPHEN COLBERT
The situation is really bad — today Chirac announced that the French are pulling out of France.
— JAY LENO
(Excerpt) Read more at latimes.com ...
TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: antifrenchhumor
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To: Slings and Arrows
To: Borax Queen
My yelling obviously worked.......
:-)
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posted on
11/14/2005 1:58:13 PM PST
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Lakeshark
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To: Lakeshark
I'm backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
To: Borax Queen
Dang.
My yelling powers no longer work....
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:33:55 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
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To: Lakeshark
lol! No, you aren't quite as psychopathic scary as some others :)
To: Borax Queen
146
posted on
11/14/2005 5:35:30 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark
Scary, yes, psychotic, eh... NO!
To: Borax Queen
Yeah...well at least I don't hang people upside down in dungeons......
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:39:00 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
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To: Borax Queen
Wait....there was something about kitties and stud collars.....
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:39:32 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
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To: Lakeshark
BAD Shark! And too speedy for me tonight!
To: Borax Queen
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:42:16 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Borax Queen
You walked into that one.....no...you ran....
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:42:41 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
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To: Lakeshark
To: Lakeshark
To: Borax Queen
Can't be helped.....sharks hold a higher step on the evolutionary ladder than slithery things.
It's all genetics.
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posted on
11/14/2005 5:45:09 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Borax Queen
You can run, but you can't hide.....
156
posted on
11/14/2005 5:46:05 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Borax Queen
I still have those files.....heh heh heh
157
posted on
11/14/2005 5:47:21 PM PST
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Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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