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| 1 | You have no evidence | Stalin | materialist | I never said that! |
| 2 | Hillary | homosexual | Piltdown Man | You're no Christian! |
| 3 | liberal science | God-hater | government grants | What are you afraid of? |
| 4 | Hitler | You have no proof | communist | 2nd Law of Thermodynamics |
| 5 | atheist | nazi | Pol Pot | gaps in fossil record |
| 6 | prove the origin of life | Christian-bashing | Darwin worship | I'm not [.....], you are! |
| 7 | arrogant jerk | take your meds | [any scripture passage] | You're foaming at the mouth |
| 8 | It's only a theory! | Were you there? | Noah's Ark | macro-evolution is impossible |
| 9 | It's all speculation! | [quote any creationist website] | Darwin leads to Marxism | My granddaddy was no ape |
| 10 | Stop the censorship! | That's a "just so" story! | Darwin was a racist | the odds are against evolution |