How long until they tell us they have found them?
"I suspect what they really mean is that they are looking for the "hidden hands of Bush and Rove".
How long until they tell us they have found them?"
Well, Mayor Nagin of NOLA could take Louis Fara-Con off to Paris on a helicopter. I'm sure they could get to the bottom of this. After all, they found that dynamited levy and put-two-and-four together. The Mother Wheel guides them. A laser beam will enter Louis' brain, and he will SEE the facts laid out before him. His muslim brethren will see the light!
Mister Bush sent Carl Rove on a super secret mission, with 10,000 detonators. His instructions, which will self-destruct in 15 seconds, are to blow up the gas tanks of thousands of French cars. Muslims had nothing to do with this, oh fellow muslims. It's the White Devil! He set you up!
Oh I forgot Louis Fara-Con's Dramatic conclusion:
George Bush lied! French cars died! Louis will organize a million-more-or-less non-march in Paris, demanding the impeachment of George Bush, Rush Limbaugh, and their secret hit man, Mickey Mouse. Women and children are also welcome. There will be weenie roasts, flag burnings, and a special guest visit by Michael Jackson, who has returned to the Islamic Faith for the next two weeks. Michael Jackson will be handing out warm milk and cookies.