My solution?
1. Dismiss the case.
2. Send the woman to a state asylum.
3. Kill her lawyer.
I can picture the scenario:
Lawyer: Are you happy?
Harriton:Hrrrarrr
Lawyer: See, she said "No." Are you sorry you were born?
Harriton:Hrrrarrr
Lawyer: See, she said "Yes." Is your life mierable?
Harriton:Hrrrarrr
Lawyer: See, she said "Yes." Do you want to sue everone responsible for your birth?
Harriton:Hrrrarrr
Lawyer: See, she said "Yes." ...