What's the big deal? I thought joining the girls' soccer team in the first place amounted to coming out as a lesbian.
-Dan
-Dan
Yeah, just look at basketball.
No, your thinking of the softball team.
Cheerleaders are the sluts. Drill team members are the ugly girls who wanted to be cheerleaders, softball team is lesbian, soccer team is the athletic girls who like boys, basketball team is a mix of the softball team and the soccer team.
Naaaaw...that would be either Wymens Softball or the WNBA.
Really?? Well, I guess I'll have to tell my 15 year-old, soccer playing daughter that she is actually a lesbian. Thanks for straightening us out on this issue, we were so confused in thinking that she was normal.
Fast forward about 30 years, Flux. You don't have to be threatened by a girls' soccer team anymore.
You should now be vigilant of girls' soccer cleats, however. Regardless of sexuality, it's soccer players' love of smashing loose balls into oblivion that has propelled the game into a worldwide sport.