LOL, I want that job, too. The U.S. has largely abandoned physics research. I'm a programmer for a private company, now. On the upside, programmers get paid a lot more.
If you perform a
Google image search keyed for
"programmer groupies"
you get exactly
the same result you get for
"physicist groupies":
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Your search - programmer groupies - did not match any documents