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ATTENTION CONSPIRATORS: On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets
MIT engineering students with way, way too much spare time ^ | February 15, 2005 | Ali Rahimi, Ben Recht , Jason Taylor , Noah Vawter

Posted on 11/11/2005 6:31:14 AM PST by dukeman

Abstract

Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We theorize that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.

Introduction

It has long been suspected that the government has been using satellites to read and control the minds of certain citizens. The use of aluminum helmets has been a common guerrilla tactic against the government's invasive tactics [1]. Surprisingly, these helmets can in fact help the government spy on citizens by amplifying certain key frequency ranges reserved for government use. In addition, none of the three helmets we analyzed provided significant attenuation to most frequency bands.

We describe our experimental setup, report our results, and conclude with a few design guidelines for constructing more effective helmets.

Experimental Setup

The three helmet types tested:

The Classical

The Fez

The Centurion

We evaluated the performance of three different helmet designs, commonly referred to as the Classical, the Fez, and the Centurion. These designs are portrayed in Figure 1. The helmets were made of Reynolds aluminium foil. As per best practices, all three designs were constructed with the double layering technique described elsewhere [2].

A radio-frequency test signal sweeping the ranges from 10 Khz to 3 Ghz was generated using an omnidirectional antenna attached to the Agilent 8714ET's signal generator.

A network analyser (Agilent 8714ET) and a directional antenna measured and plotted the signals. See Figure 2.

Because of the cost of the equipment (about $250,000), and the limited time for which we had access to these devices, the subjects and experimenters performed a few dry runs before the actual experiment (see Figure 3).

The receiver antenna was placed at various places on the cranium of 4 different subjects: the frontal, occipital and parietal lobes. Once with the helmet off and once with the helmet on. The network analyzer plotted the attenuation betwen the signals in these two settings at different frequencies, from 10Khz to 3 Ghz. Figure 4 shows a typical plot of the attenuation at different frequencies.

Results

For all helmets, we noticed a 30 db amplification at 2.6 Ghz and a 20 db amplification at 1.2 Ghz, regardless of the position of the antenna on the cranium. In addition, all helmets exhibited a marked 20 db attenuation at around 1.5 Ghz, with no significant attenuation beyond 10 db anywhere else.

Conclusion

The helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for ''radio location'' (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites (see, for example, [3]). The 2.6 Ghz band coincides with mobile phone technology. Though not affiliated by government, these bands are at the hands of multinational corporations.

It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: catcherintherye; lll; mindbeams; tinfoil; tinfoilhat; tinfoilturban
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An obvious black ops ruse of the Bushbot fascist conspiracy. Your protective hats are working and they're worried. At all costs, don't remove them!
1 posted on 11/11/2005 6:31:15 AM PST by dukeman
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To: dukeman

My......government........hat.......works.......fine.


2 posted on 11/11/2005 6:33:00 AM PST by bmwcyle (We broke Pink's Code and found a terrorist message)
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To: dukeman

Bump...for further reading when locked in the shelter


3 posted on 11/11/2005 6:34:16 AM PST by George from New England
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To: dukeman
That is because they didn't test the extra heavy duty foil. We all know the govt has broken through regular foil years ago...



4 posted on 11/11/2005 6:35:40 AM PST by trashcanbred (Anti-social and anti-socialist)
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To: dukeman

Well, you can spot the problem right off. They forgot to line the helmets with the requisite double layer (cross-directional application) of duct tape! Duhh! Everybody knows that! Sheesh, I hope these students aren't on a scholarship.


5 posted on 11/11/2005 6:36:22 AM PST by Pablo64 ("Everything I say is fully substantiated by my own opinion.")
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To: dukeman


6 posted on 11/11/2005 6:36:43 AM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: dukeman
I...do...not...need....tin...foil.

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7 posted on 11/11/2005 6:36:43 AM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: trashcanbred

I can't remember how we're supposed to use the new Reynold's "Release" foil. Is the non stick side to be worn in or out? I keep gettting confused on that. Or perhaps it is to be avoided all together?


8 posted on 11/11/2005 6:37:34 AM PST by NEPA (fry Mumia)
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To: Pablo64

You have to use gaffer's tape, not duct tape


9 posted on 11/11/2005 6:39:25 AM PST by sticker
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To: dukeman

It's always worked well for me........end if Theta communication in 3....2....1.....

10 posted on 11/11/2005 6:39:32 AM PST by OB1kNOb (We're gonna boogie oogie woogie til we just can't boogie no more..............)
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To: dukeman
I'm here...........


11 posted on 11/11/2005 6:41:57 AM PST by tioga
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To: dukeman

heheheheh

more info here....


http://www.whale.to/b/a.remotemc.html


12 posted on 11/11/2005 6:42:50 AM PST by taxed2death (A few billion here, a few trillion there...we're all friends right?)
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To: tioga
Wow! Now that's a baked potato!
13 posted on 11/11/2005 6:44:24 AM PST by dukeman
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To: dukeman
I've worked at an electronics supply distributor for the last 20 years. About 10 years ago, we had a fella come in inquiring about purchasing a large quantity of carbon-zinc batteries (you remember those, right?) When I inquired as to why he needed such a large quantity, he replied that he takes the batteries, cuts them open, extracts the carbon and mixes it in a paste then spreads it on his roof to keep the spy satellites from seeing inside his house.

True story.
14 posted on 11/11/2005 6:44:44 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
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To: George from New England
for further reading when locked in the shelter

LOL!

15 posted on 11/11/2005 6:45:25 AM PST by dukeman
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To: dukeman

This nonsense about the government controlling your mind is absolutely silly. However, when you wake up and find that your feet have been switched ... that's serious. Help!


16 posted on 11/11/2005 6:45:35 AM PST by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: NEPA

Didn't you get the memo? The new "Release" foil is a plot to weaken the seams of tightly wrapped foil. Don't be fooled!


17 posted on 11/11/2005 6:48:11 AM PST by dukeman
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To: sticker
"You have to use gaffer's tape, not duct tape"

Okay, what planet are you from? Or better yet, what government agency do you work for, hmmm? Come on, fess up! And don't try any of your mind control radio voodoo on me. I am wearing the correct style helmet as I type this, and my computer station is completely shielded as well, so...

18 posted on 11/11/2005 6:48:39 AM PST by Pablo64 ("Everything I say is fully substantiated by my own opinion.")
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To: NEPA

The shiny side goes IN. Unless you fear they may be using convection radio waves. In this case, place the release side out as usual, but cover the area with porkchops, boneless, of course. Make your government work FOR you. Cooking with foil and foiling government conspiracies 101.


19 posted on 11/11/2005 6:50:08 AM PST by small voice in the wilderness (Make high definition tv fun. Aggravate 'em until their heads explode.)
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I've always been particularly interested in the performance of the 'Fez' design myself. I've always been rather skeptical. Why a Fez ? Why now ?

Nam Vet

20 posted on 11/11/2005 6:52:28 AM PST by Nam Vet (The Gaulistinians are rioting to reclaim the ancient 'holy ground' of Paris.)
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