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To: Junior
Could have been worse: Yoko Ono's greatest hits.

Or Rosanne Barr does National Anthems.

17 posted on 11/10/2005 1:15:53 PM PST by Semper Paratus
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I'm so excited.

19 posted on 11/10/2005 1:16:54 PM PST by evets (God bless president Bush!)
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To: Semper Paratus

Yoko Ono's "No, No, No" has been scientifically proven to be the worst song ever. The lyrics:

No!!

Let me take my scarf off,
No, no, no, yes, yes, yes.
Don't help me, (help me)
I can do it and you know it.
Don't touch me, (touch me)
I don't like it.

Let me take my blouse off,
No, no, no, yes, yes, yes.
Don't help me, (help me)
I can do it and you know it.
Don't touch me, (touch me)
I don't like it.

You promised me, you promised me,
You promised me, you promised me.
I don't remember what you promised,
I know you didn't keep it.

Let me take my pants off,
No, no, no, yes, yes, yes.
Don't hold me, (hold me)
I don't want it.
You're thinking of rock hudson when we do it. (let's do it!)

Let me take my ring off,
No, no, no, yes, yes, yes.
Don't do it, (do it!)
I can't do it,
I'm seeing broken glass when we do it. (do it!)

You promised me, you promised me,
You promised me, you promised me.
I don't remember what we promised,
But i know we didn't keep it.

You promised me, you promised me,
You promised me, you promised me.
I don't remember what we promised,
But i miss you!


22 posted on 11/10/2005 1:19:58 PM PST by Cyclopean Squid (Leftism is Civilizational Masochism)
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