[Junior]

Great. Now the aliens have an excuse to invade.

[domenad]

Even the aliens won't buy his records.

[Revolting cat!]

Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude
Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude
Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude
Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude
Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude
Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude

Valery: "I think the needle is stuck"

Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude
Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude
Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude

Bill: "Naw, that's what they did in the sixties"

Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude
Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude
Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude
Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude
Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude

Valery: "Sheesh, Bill, that's worse than what we had to do in the sixties sing the 'Internationale'

Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude
Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude
Jude, jude, Jude, Jude, jud-Jud-jud...

[Constitution Day]

I submit that Chapman shot the wrong Beatle.

[rod1]

Precisely, this will surely cause a galactic incidence and elicit an alien response as it will be viewed as an unprovoked attack of sorts.

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[Jersey Jim]

.......where it will be picked up by Farakhan's mothership.

[PositiveCogins]

Someone needs to beam Paul McCartney himself into space.

[rattrap]

I hope they at least tell us why before Earth is obliterated by an interstellar death ray.

[manwiththehands]

"Eeble dreeble mumbley ikbok shmeming!"

Translated: "TURN THAT CRAP DOWN!"

[WillamShakespeare]

Maybe Paul and George Lucas can get together and do a music/space movie concert: It`s where you do something 30 years ago and stretch out for all it`s worth by doing it over and over and over and over and over...

[finnman69]

"Number One, use the galactic channel changer and vaporize that noise maker."

[Argus]

The last rock music in space joke's punchline is still good for this one:

SEND MORE CHUCK BERRY

[rightwingcrazy]

Paul McCartney to beam concert into space

Not really news. Now "Concert to beam Paul McCartney into space", that would be news.

[freedomson]

[b4its2late]

Good place for it.

Good place for a lot of those musician/Hollwood types. Only a few are worth keeping here on earth......

[gridlock]

From: Deep Space Homer

Taylor: Listen, Aldrin, I'm not as laid back as people think. Now here's the deal: I'm going to play, and you're going to float there and like it.

[sings]
When you're down, and troubled,
And you need a helping hand,
And nothing, oh, nothing is going right...

[Revolting cat!]

Some FReeper (sorry, don't remember screen handle) once observed that Paulie is this guy of the boomer generation.

[reagan_fanatic]

Former Beatle Paul McCartney is to broadcast live into space from a U.S. concert to two astronauts circling the globe.

Maybe this is being done so as to test out those fancy new space toilets.

[Revolting cat!]

The concert review written by a salivating local critic here a few days ago said that he wasn't all too bad, no grey hair, that he is "not a natural performer", and that the backing four member band was pretty mediocre, just happy to be the premiere Beatles tribute band in the world!

[Revolting cat!]

I don't understand where Yoko Ono comes in the discussion of the enormous, underappreciated talents of Paul McCartney? I mean, he's not married to her any more! Let's discuss the one legged chick instead.