[End Times Sentinel]

I'm the KKK?  Hardly.  I mean, admittedly I went to a few cross burnings in my younger days, mostly out of curriosity, but I never actually completed the initiation (although I did pay the non-refundable fee), so saying I'm "IN the Klan" is clearly a gross mischaracterization of me.

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Just damn, and I don't even own any white sheets. Can you come to meetings in flower print?