Attorney: Arrested cheerleaders weren't having sex

ESPN.com ^ | 11/9/05 | Associated Press

[Roberts]

This story has legs.

[NCC-1701]

And nice ones at that.

[conserv13]

Stop ruining my fantasy!

[george76]

Using the Bill Clinton definition..."I did not have sex with..."

[Gamecock]

The Clintoon Defense?

[MadIvan]

To be honest, I find it more believable they were taking drugs in the stall than having sex.

Regards, Ivan

[connectthedots]

I never thought they were having sex. My guess has been they were snorting a few lines.

[NeoCaveman]

Under Clinton's definition, they were not having sex, even if they did what they were accused of doing....

[apackof2]

Such charming ladies

[saganite]

If they weren't hving sex it occurs to me that the other thing people hide in bathroom stalls to do (besides the obvious) is to imbibe illicit substances.

So I think if they weren't cavortin' they were snortin'.

[Paradox]

To be honest, I find it more believable they were taking drugs in the stall than having sex.

A few of us here agree. Of course, the salaciousness of the sex charge makes it much more "believable" to many red-blooded males here..

[MeanWestTexan]

Yep.

Typically, this type of "classy" woman would only make out with another woman in public, so as to draw attention to herself.

A stall is far to private for the real purpose.

[kinghorse]

But there was cannibalism, right?

/don't interrupt the toilet tooters. They become belligerent if their hoovering get's interrupted!

[kingattax]

were they demoted to the 'BottomCats' ?

[Biblebelter]

This was an unfortunate incident which has generated numerous rumors and inaccurate facts," attorney Peter Anderson wrote. "Miss Thomas denies all allegations of any sexual conduct."

Does she understand that there is more money to be made, if she admits they were having sex whether that is the truth or not? She needs to go to bimbo school with Donna Rice, Elizabeth Hayes, and Gennifer Flowers.

[Lancer_N3502A]

Just Damn. I was holdin' on to that image.

[MadIvan]

There's a difference between fantasy and truth. I seem to recall that trips of that kind to the bathroom used to imply cocaine use rather than lesbianism.

Regards, Ivan

[b4its2late]

You're probably right. And to top it off, woman ALWAYS go to the bathroom in groups of two or more....

[lesser_satan]

I agree. Despite any evidence to the contrary, I prefer to believe, and will continue to believe, that they were engaged in hot lesbian sex.