[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I already gave the directions to that hot babe Helen Thomas.

[End Times Sentinel]

Hmmm... with the lights off, who could tell?  I don't want to sound like a weirdo, but I've gotta think she hasn't, uh "been touched" in quite some time.  She could be really into it.

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)