(Quick, go scramble to find my post to friends in Iraq and weakly attempt to twist its meaning. You'd think with all your practice you'd be a bit better at lying, but...)
Hey, last weekend my wife and I bought every active duty Marine a new car!!
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No reason to lie about anything. You posted to nerdwithamachinegun (who is in Iraq) that you, yourself were "on the frontline". More than absurd, it's pathetic.