[thulldud]

He patented Hillary's Lovely Thighs?...........

Wait, those don't counteract gravity, do they?

Are you in a position to enlighten us?

[Prime Choice]

He patented Hillary's Lovely Thighs?

Wait, those don't counteract gravity, do they?

I think we can all agree that they are a repelling force.

[Red Badger]

Well, here goes. Her legs "alters the curvature of space-time" to such an extent that they become the focus of "down" or the down-slope of the space-time fabric. Hence, in their general vicinity, all objects will be attracted to, or drawn to, the more negative gravity factor. As proof, just watch as she walks into any room, and immediately all cameras (heavy metal and plastic) point to her. All attendees' eyes are drawn to her (though they must be shielded by turning one's head slightly downward), and members of the MSM fall down on their knees, obviously unable to withstand her power and glory........

[Chinito]

"He patented Hillary's Lovely Thighs?...........
Wait, those don't counteract gravity, do they?
Are you in a position to enlighten us?"

Actually, due to the extreme mass involved, there is enough
gravitational pull generated in those thighs to capture a
small moon....