[MadIvan]

I'm waiting for more French refugees, mate. We already have a good number - they're people who just came looking for work and couldn't find it in France. With the country crumbling, the influx is likely to increase.

Note to French arrivals: don't bring your politics with you.

Regards, Ivan

[George W. Bush]

Note to French arrivals: don't bring your politics with you.

Due to immigrant overcrowding, Britain and America must limit the numbers of French refugees. For the time being, we should only accept beautiful French girls (no heroin-chic types).

This is an agenda all Anglosphere conservatives could agree upon.

In return for Britain's cooperation in this matter, America will deport Jean-Claude Van Damme and Oliver Grunier.