Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World

Townhall ^ | November 9, 2005 | John Stossel

[peyton randolph]

Well, if we can't link Islam to terrorism, let's link it to pedophilia. It bears repeating that Mohammed married a 6-year-old and then took her virginity at age 9.

[kenth]

"You can't spell slaughter without laughter."

[son of caesar]

peyton, who is this we that they are talking about? i know who the terrorists are and no amount of jackassery by losers who make bad movies or enuch politicos is going to make me forget who the terrorists are. is albert brooks a liberal israel hating jew or is he a more normal jew? and why does he want to soften this situation?

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Hollyweird is not reliable for good script writers/movie makers. They deserve a better place to sell their scripts. I'd like a movie called, "Club Gitmo". Maybe Rush could sell it. =]

[Ashamed Canadian]

Wasn't it Salmon Rushdie who said in an interview that that area of the world are so uptight because they don't know how to simply have fun. You know it's pretty bad when you can't even laugh at yourself.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

"You can't spell slaughter without laughter."

I'm sure bin Laden would get a good laugh out of that one.

[Bon mots]

Q: What was the last thing to go through a Palestinian girl's head when she pulls the trigger on her suicide bomb?
A: Her tampon.

[Bon mots]

Q: Why do French police dogs lick their butts?
A: To get the taste of Muslims out of their mouths.

[Bon mots]

[peyton randolph]

is albert brooks a liberal israel hating jew or is he a more normal jew?

Typical Hollywood leftist...believe he is pro-Palestinian 'homeland'...which de facto means the ultimate demise of Israel.

[Bon mots]

Oops
What's was the last thing to go through a Palestinian girl's head when she pulls the trigger on her suicide bomb?

[frankiep]

"Why is there no Halloween in India? 'Cause they took away the Gandhi!"

The audience doesn't laugh.

Someone should have pointed out to this "comedian" that the reason why no one was laughing at his jokes was because his jokes aren't funny....here or in India.

[driftless]

Bleeding-heart libs like Brooks live, like all libs, in the world of make-believe. Instead of acknowledging the way the world actually is, they imagine the world to be as they wish it to be. That is everybody would be friendly and living in peace and harmony if it wasn't for those nasty western countries...especially the U.S. Except non-Muslims don't go around beheading schoolgirls in the name of Allah. Despite all the evidence to the contrary, libs insist that Islam is not the problem with global violence...even though 99% of all political violence worldwide is caused by Islamic terrorists. Brooks is just another reality-challenged liberal...of which most libs are.

[Jaysun]

(Shoots self in head. Just grazes the temple. Unfortunately still conscious and able to be exposed to this cow flop)

[ovrtaxt]

lol- "Does this suicide belt make my butt look big?"

ha! new tagline

[NewRomeTacitus]

I'll say it: Islam is a mental disease that rakes in the weak-minded seeking a template. I believe it's the best argument for Darwinism ever - Islamists should be taken out of the food chain for the overall benefit of the human race. The cult of Islam suppresses all original thought for dogmatic hatred and obeisance. True Religions incorporate love.

[R. Scott]

As Carlos Mencia (The Mind of Mencia) said, “They don’t have any comedy clubs over there! No wonder they go around blowing people up!”

[ManifestDestiny33]

True Religions incorporate love. For Christians I see a lot of hate here. Jesus taught us to love, you can fight your enemy but hate is the true enemy.

[Hardastarboard]

Brooks thought he could put his professional skills -- he's a comedian

You wouldn't know he's a comedian by watching him, believe me.