I consider what you say to be nonsense...lying is lying, and you know it...its not trivial, but if just a little lie is ok with you, then so be it...it is not a trivial matter...IDers use that 'monkey' word, I believe, because it is more of a buzzword, more likely to repulse people, rather than saying 'common ancestor'...it is an outright lie, to say that evolution states that man descended from monkeys..but if you are happy and accepting of that lie, then, like I said, be happy in your 'little' lie...
And I notice that you just had to throw in Clinton...another lame attempt to use buzzwords...well, it wont work...
Its not a personal attack to point out when someone lies...if you think that, I feel sorry for you...liars are liars are liars...you know it, as does everyone else...
Now, I do believe that God does exist, that he began the whole thing, but I also believe that evolution may be His way...you may not agree, but so what?...
People want to cage God up into a little box, and decide that everything must go along with their own little personal interpretation of the Bible, and that God must conform to their particular beliefs...afraid to let God be God...
I dont have the answers to all of this, but then neither do you...you may look at the Bible one way, and I look at it in another way...I doubt that God is going to swoop down, and declare one side or the other to be the winner...He did give us brains to think with, and we all use our brains differently I suppose...
But to lie, even to deliberately perpetuate 'little' lies, is against what God has said...so again, if you are happy with little lies, so be it...