If the curfew doesn't work, they'd better try grounding them next. And take away their cell phones...
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Is Paris Burning? ( Religion of Peace® Alert )
Click the picture:
A. "I Surrender."
Q. How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?
A. Don't know, it's never been tried.
Q: How do you confuse a French Soldier?
A: Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it.
Q: What's the motto of the US Marine Corps?
A: Semper Fi (Always Faithful)
Q: What's the motto of the French Army?
A: Stop, drop, and run!
Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. Their army.
Q: How can you identify a French Infantryman?
A: Sunburned armpits.
Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
A: A salesman.
Q: Why do the French call their fighter the *Mirage*?
A: Because it doesn't really exist.
Q: What do you call a man who only needs body armour on his back?
A: Jacques Chirac
Q: Whats the new French flag look like?
A: A white cross emblazoned on a white background!