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To: Dane; All
So, "da Yoots" are still at it, eh?

If the curfew doesn't work, they'd better try grounding them next. And take away their cell phones...

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Is Paris Burning? ( Religion of Peace® Alert )
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51 posted on 11/08/2005 4:02:46 AM PST by backhoe (Anyone recall "A Clockwork Orange?")
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To: backhoe
 
Q. How do you say hello in French?

A. "I Surrender."

Q. How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?

A. Don't know, it's never been tried.

 

Q: How do you confuse a French Soldier?

A: Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it.

 

Q: What's the motto of the US Marine Corps?

A: Semper Fi (Always Faithful)

Q: What's the motto of the French Army?

A: Stop, drop, and run!

 

Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

A. Their army.

 

Q: How can you identify a French Infantryman?

A: Sunburned armpits.

 

Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?

A: A salesman.

 

Q: Why do the French call their fighter the *Mirage*?

A: Because it doesn't really exist.

 

Q: What do you call a man who only needs body armour on his back?

A: Jacques Chirac

 

Q: What’s the new French flag look like?

A: A white cross emblazoned on a white background!

 
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107 posted on 11/08/2005 4:32:13 AM PST by blondee123
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