"STFUYPOSMFSOBCSAH
The scary thing (for me) about your post is that I understand what is says!"
It got my attention too, and I figured it all out but the last 4 letters. I'm too old for this, I think.
The "H" stands for "hole".I'm too embarrassed to tell you the other three. ;-)
LOL...I thought I was the only one who didn't get the last 4 letters! Small hint, Manic_Episode?