[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"I really want to make a battered versus plain crack here, but I'd probably get slammed for it."

My friend has a shirt that says, "Over 50,000 Battered Women, And All This Time I Have Been Eating Them Plain"

Is that the crack you were afraid to make?

[warpsmith]

And interesting to note, the Mail Order Bride Law was just given an injunction by a federal judge who says flat out that this violates the First and Fifth Amendments.

http://usaimmigrationattorney.com/images/CourtOrderTRO.pdf

http://www.imbra.org.