No, no, no! With all the French gun control laws and the fact that Islam is a religion of peace, the police in France have nothing to worry about.
That's absolutely right! And if he wants to, Chirac can see to it that yet another law hits the books quickly making it illegal for "african youth" to be in possession of weaponry of varying sorts, particularly grenades and rocket launchers I suppose. Not as if any of this is presently being imported into France via underground muslim supply lines or anything, no. But once Chirac gets that passsed, then the French special forces equivalent, .... , pardon me while I recompose myself, can go handout fliers in the "troubled neighborhoods" to make sure that everyone "gets the memo," literally.
That should take care of this so that the hostilities can be wrapped up by Christmas and not influence the French economy too badly between now and then.
ROFL. Yep,...that'll do it. We'll have peace in our time in Paris and all of France. Boy am I relieved.