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DFU SONG: Do You Want to Know a Secret (Wilson - "Psssst...hey, did you know my wife is a spy?")
DFU SONGS | 11-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 11/06/2005 2:39:59 PM PST by doug from upland

MIDI - DO YOU WANT TO KNOW A SECRET

I want to be a big time public figure
So gather 'round, there's something I must say

Listen, it is not a great big secret...I do not care whom you tell
Whoa, whoa, whoa closer
I'll be saying it aloud...every time there is a crowd
My wife is a spy...that's Valerie-e

Listen...I have told it to my mailman...to the guys down at the club
And to my stock broker
There's a pizza guy who knows...and the guy who cleans our clothes
My wife is a spy...that's Valerie-e

One night her goodies I was pleased to see...she joked that she...might kill me

Listen, it is really not a secret...Andrea and her pals know
Even Timmy Russert
Scooter Libby found out late...but in court he has a date
My wife is a spy...that's my Valerie
That's my Valerie...that's my Valerie...that's my Valerie...that's my Valerie...that's my Valerie...that's my Valerie


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KEYWORDS: andreamitchell; attemptedcoup; book; cia; fakedoutrage; jagconvertible; liars; lowlifes; phonynigertrip; plame; timmyrussert; tv; whodidnotknow; wilson

1 posted on 11/06/2005 2:40:01 PM PST by doug from upland
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THE SLIMEBALL WILL BE AT MICHIGAN STATE ON TUESDAY
2 posted on 11/06/2005 2:44:39 PM PST by doug from upland (David Kendall -- protecting the Clintons one lie at a time)
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To: fabric of the cosmos
SECRETLY HIDING AT A BOOK SIGNING


4 posted on 11/06/2005 2:52:08 PM PST by doug from upland (David Kendall -- protecting the Clintons one lie at a time)
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To: doug from upland

these two are both strange


5 posted on 11/06/2005 2:52:59 PM PST by cubreporter
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To: doug from upland

"And I'm a bit of a spy myself, why, they sent me to Niger to look for yellowcake."


6 posted on 11/06/2005 2:54:40 PM PST by Flavius Josephus (Hello Free Republic.)
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To: doug from upland

Another good one Doug my dear!


7 posted on 11/06/2005 2:56:54 PM PST by tiredoflaundry (Holy Toledo! It's Alito!)
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WILSON'S DIARY FROM NIGER TRIP
8 posted on 11/06/2005 2:58:05 PM PST by doug from upland (David Kendall -- protecting the Clintons one lie at a time)
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To: Flavius Josephus

I like chocolate cake....Jake


9 posted on 11/06/2005 3:05:10 PM PST by sanjacjake
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To: doug from upland

I heard Joe Wilson's wife was a CIA agent. Is this really true? </sarc>


10 posted on 11/06/2005 5:33:35 PM PST by manwiththehands ("They wanted a Harley, they got a Scooter Libby." -Don Surber)
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To: manwiththehands

That's what I heard from everyone on the block, in their neighborhood, and in their city.


11 posted on 11/06/2005 6:18:22 PM PST by doug from upland (David Kendall -- protecting the Clintons one lie at a time)
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To: Flavius Josephus

Welcome.


12 posted on 11/06/2005 6:22:06 PM PST by doug from upland (David Kendall -- protecting the Clintons one lie at a time)
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