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To: NYer

So if we were to clone Jesus from the blood, would that be the Second Coming, or a false Second Coming?

Just think of the advantages of having a Jesus clone around the house. Wine bills go down. If anyone suddenly dies he could do the Lazurus thing... Blind to see, deaf to hear, I'm guessing there is a market for those kind of things.

Grab up a couple of fish and some day-old bread, and you can feed the whole neighborhood at your barbeque...


9 posted on 11/06/2005 12:56:34 PM PST by cryptical
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To: cryptical

I like the way your mind works........thanks for the laugh.


13 posted on 11/06/2005 1:07:57 PM PST by Garden Mama
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To: cryptical

I sure hope you have got a surge protector on your computer, because I think you're about to get struck by lightning


14 posted on 11/06/2005 1:20:42 PM PST by txroadkill
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To: cryptical

Wild guess here....You're not an evangelical Christian, right?


22 posted on 11/06/2005 1:38:00 PM PST by wolfpat (Congress is the only whorehouse in America that loses money.)
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To: cryptical

LOL


25 posted on 11/06/2005 1:52:44 PM PST by Matchett-PI ( "History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid." -- Dwight Eisenhower)
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To: cryptical
Jesus, I am overjoyed to meet you face to face.
You've been getting quite a name all around the place.
Healing cripples, raising from the dead.
And now I understand you're God,
At least, that's what you've said.

So, you are the Christ, you're the great Jesus Christ.
Prove to me that you're divine; change my water into wine.
That's all you need do, then I'll know it's all true.
Come on, King of the Jews.
Jesus, you just won't believe the hit you've made around here.
You are all we talk about, the wonder of the year.
Oh what a pity if it's all a lie.
Still, I'm sure that you can rock the cynics if you tried.

So, you are the Christ, you're the great Jesus Christ.
Prove to me that you're no fool; walk across my swimming pool.
If you do that for me, then I'll let you go free.
Come on, King of the Jews.
I only ask what I'd ask any superstar.
What is it that you have got that puts you where you are.
I am waiting, yes I'm a captive fan.
I'm dying to be shown that you are not just any man.

So, if you are the Christ, yes the great Jesus Christ
Feed my household with this bread.
You can do it on your head.
Or has something gone wrong. Jesus, why do you take so long?
Oh come on, King of the Jews.


28 posted on 11/06/2005 2:00:06 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Power is nothing without control.)
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To: cryptical

You have no idea what you are dealing with.


35 posted on 11/06/2005 2:33:33 PM PST by Hischild
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To: cryptical

Stuff it.


55 posted on 11/06/2005 7:47:44 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck
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To: cryptical
So if we were to clone Jesus from the blood, would that be the Second Coming, or a false Second Coming?

The clone would be nothing more than a twin, right? He would not necessarily have a divine nature.

68 posted on 11/07/2005 4:30:08 AM PST by Aquinasfan (Isaiah 22:22, Rev 3:7, Mat 16:19)
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