John Kerry phone home!
This is the perfect opportunity for the leftists to prove once and for all, despite the record established by the leftist god, Bill Clinton, that all-out, no-holes-barred, shameless butt-kissing of Islamist terrorists is the way to stop terrorism.
This is their rare chance to prove us utterly wrong- that the fact that we haven't been hit by terrorists since 911 is just an illusion-killing the scum hasn't saved us at all- and as a matter of fact, 911 was staged by George Bush to justify an illegal war.
This is their chance. Get Cindy, Howard, Ted, Harry, Nancy, Michael, Dan and all the rest on the next plane to Paris. We can bring the troops home now!