[Tokra]

Last night I ate my car for breakfast. Now there's a handy phrase!

Almost as useful as the only phrase I remember from high school French - "la plume de la tante" - the pen of my aunt.
Now THERE'S a phrase that has come in handy over the years!

[BykrBayb]

Je m'appelle Suzanne. (I'm still not sure about the spelling.)

My name is Suzanne.

It's all I remember from high school french. Well, that and Madame Bouvier spitting every time she talked.