[BenLurkin]

""News is something people need to know which someone, somewhere, doesn't want them to know."

Huh?

[jiggyboy]

That is actually a pretty chilling statement. He believes that a "news" organization exists solely to find (or invent, as we have seen) conspiracies &c. There's no place in his bizarro "news" world for scientific discoveries, health warnings, etc., etc.