I like first grade language. There is no misunderstanding by what is meant. Very helpful for message boards when you can't read body language or hear tone of voice.
Too many like to use BIG WORDS or run on sentences to 'sound' smarter. Not many pay thoses posts any mind and point of post is lost.
It's what I have to speak every day. I don't have the gift of words or the knowledge that some people do. I just try to state what I think in a common sense sort of way, though sometimes, I break out the one-liners, the BS, or the puns when I get in a stupid mood.