Bill: "Oh, do we have to do this again?"
Hillary: "Shut up and come here! You want more publicity, don't you? Just close your eyes and make it quick; it'll be over before you know it."
Bill: "Then why are we still married?"
"Looks like you may have dandruff, Bill."
"You too, Hill. We should stop wearing black to these things."
Hillary: "Have you forgotten? We're still married so we won't have to testify against each other."