TMers will appreciate this joke:
A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"
But the passer-by says, "You are mistaken, Señor, I am Mexican".
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by, "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!"
The person says, "I no American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not an American!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Russia!"
So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says ... "Probably at work!"
*snickering* Shoot, I'm not a Human Resources Manager anymore I can *LOL* at all jokes now ;)
LOL
I was just reading another thread where our Homeland Security Secretary Chertoff was visiting El Paso. He said he didn't know the Minutemen had been there and also said it would take a long time to secure the border. Double DUH! Then something about the guest worker program. I can't figure out why the DC folks continue to hang their hats on this stupid guest worker program because we have enough legals here already on welfare, they should be put to work. We don't need no stinkin guests.
I know it's supposed to be a joke.
The best humor has its foundations in truth.
However, I'm still laughing.
Thanks.
Good one Lucy!
LOL!