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To: All; Jim Robinson; MamaDearest; Cindy; all4one; Oorang; nw_arizona_granny; justche; Velveeta; ...

TMers will appreciate this joke:

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,

"Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"

But the passer-by says, "You are mistaken, Señor, I am Mexican".

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by, "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!"

The person says, "I no American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!"

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not an American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an American?"

She says, "No, I am from Russia!"

So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says ... "Probably at work!"


171 posted on 11/02/2005 3:49:14 PM PST by LucyT
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To: LucyT

*snickering* Shoot, I'm not a Human Resources Manager anymore I can *LOL* at all jokes now ;)


175 posted on 11/02/2005 4:05:50 PM PST by justche (Many at FR would respond to Christ "Damn straight, I'll cast the first stone!" - MeanWestTexan)
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To: LucyT

LOL

I was just reading another thread where our Homeland Security Secretary Chertoff was visiting El Paso. He said he didn't know the Minutemen had been there and also said it would take a long time to secure the border. Double DUH! Then something about the guest worker program. I can't figure out why the DC folks continue to hang their hats on this stupid guest worker program because we have enough legals here already on welfare, they should be put to work. We don't need no stinkin guests.


179 posted on 11/02/2005 4:58:50 PM PST by WestCoastGal
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To: LucyT

I know it's supposed to be a joke.

The best humor has its foundations in truth.

However, I'm still laughing.

Thanks.


180 posted on 11/02/2005 5:25:44 PM PST by Rushmore Rocks
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To: LucyT

Good one Lucy!


184 posted on 11/02/2005 6:11:19 PM PST by appalachian_dweller (Get Prepared. Stay Prepared. See my FR Homepage for a list of actions and supplies.)
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To: LucyT

LOL!


248 posted on 11/03/2005 6:21:04 AM PST by Velveeta
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