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A must read from my friend William Welty's website.

http://www.islamcommentaries.com/2005/2005_1102.htm

The Cell

As many of our readers of these Islam Commentaries know, the Zionist Enemy of Islam's twin brother Charles is a screenwriter. A member of the Writers Guild of America, West, he has written a number of world class motion picture scripts, not the least of which is Ameristan, which portrays the takeover of the United States by conservative, Wahhabi-type, radical Muslims. In Charles Welty's Ameristan, the United States of America becomes a conservative Muslim state where Islamic Sharia is the law of the land. You still can’t post the Ten Commandments in public schools, but Allah help you if you don’t recite the Qur’an three times a day.

Yesterday evening I was discussing with him the October 2005 issue of Written By, the official magazine publication of the WGAw. That issue contains an article that highlights a screenplay written by Mark Legan and Mark Wilding, entitled The Cell. It's a comedy.

Yeah, I know, there's nothing funny about the goals of conservative, Wahhabi-type, radical Islam to subjugate the West to Sharia.

Then again, as the WGAw magazine article points out, Charlie Chaplin made his classic anti-Hitler film The Great Dictator while that maniac was at the zenith of his power in Nazi Germany. Television's Hogan's Heroes, a sit-com set in a German prison camp, became a hit TV series only about twenty-years after the end of World War II. Nobody thinks twice about Mel Brooks (and he's Jewish!) and his comedy motion picture and subsequent hit Broadway musical, The Producers.

Screenwriter Wilding has written for the television series Jake 2.0, among other projects, and Legan has written for ... uh, come to think of it, the Written By article doesn't mention anything that he's done lately. So never mind. According to the piece:

Homeland Security has little to fear from this terrorist cell in Chicago. Yes, its leader Abu hates "the depraved" American pop culture and plans to "teach the western dogs a lesson," but he's also helplessly devoted to a local bowling team. While "gathering information," Musab Khadjimuirbaradi has fallen under TV's spell, discovering that "Judge Judy is stern but fair," and unable to resist impulse buying or binge eating.

Yeah, I thought so. You're probably as sick as I am, so you're dying to read The Cell. Okay, it just so happens that the article on WGAw's web site contains a link to the complete screenplay in Adobe Acrobat PDF format. Click here to download it from their web site. Or click here to download a copy from our own web site.

Here's the link to the play:
http://wga.org/uploadedFiles/cell.pdf