Black fishnet stockings with red high heel pumps? This woman has slut written all over her.
Or "Let me buy you a drink big boy. Then I will take you home and when you pass out I will yank out my butterfly knife and add your man-parts to my trophy case."
Good grief her feet look huge! Size 11 maybe?
To His Not-So-Coy MistressTime's Wingèd Chariot (poets say)
Warns us to love while yet we may;
Must I not hurry all the more
Who find it parked outside my door?
For those who sipped Love in their prime
Must gulp it down at Closing Time..
-- Wynford Vaughan-Thomas, after Marvell.
you know, I am going to quote someone Dowdy would approve of- the design guy from Queer Eye (whose name is escaping me at the moment)- "red shoes are for whores and children."
"Skanky, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life dear."
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"Put it on Judy Miller's tab"...
"Just what I like to see, men behind bars"
"I've Carried a torch longer than the Statue of Liberty"
"Jerk"
"For TimesSelect's amazingly low price of $49.95 a year you also get..."
"Film archivist finds Mary Astor screen tests from The Maltese Falcon"
"I'm On Deadline"
"Ya know, Joe, life just hasn't been the same for me since I lost Toto"
"All dressed up and no place to go"
"You can't always get what you want"
"I am waiting for Scooter"
"Hey sailor, new in town?"
"Who needs men when there's anatomically correct bar stools?"
"If You Want To Keep The Beer Cold, Put It Next To My Heart."
"Gimmie a long-necked Bud and a slice of quiche"
"That Hip Replacement Sure Makes It Hard To Sit Up On this Bar Stool"
"I am Ann Coulter's Sister, Really I Am!"
"Do you think I could get a job here too, Mr. Rather?"
"I'll show you my WMD if you show me yours, sweety"
"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille"
"I'm sorry, lady, it's closing time. You're going to have to leave."
"Looking for Mr. Good Bar!"
"Where'd everybody go?"
"I want Susan Surandon to play me in the movie."
A skank. Let me modify that.....A skanky Ho. This broad hasn't gotten the message yet - No self-respecting guy-with-a-pair wants to have anything to do with her.
Desperation in the singles bars
an' all those jerkoffs in their fancy cars.
you can't believe your reviews.
Oh, no, you can't do that,
...once you started wearin' those shoes
Betty Davis eyes and Peggy Hill's feet.
;o)
Maureen gives new meaning to the word dowdy.
10 minutes before Dorothy landed...
Is this where I kiss Roger Rabbit?
"Do you think I can get a job here too, Mr. Rather?"
