Long article on the front page of the Plain Dealer this morning. I can't believe the writer and the editor published this nonsense and kept a straight face.
I especially like the tending stray animals and aromatherapy parts.
It's all a hoot.
1 posted on
10/30/2005 5:39:13 AM PST by
FarmerW
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To: FarmerW
the mental image of "cause-an-itch" and "love" could prove damaging for life
2 posted on
10/30/2005 5:42:04 AM PST by
xcamel
(No more RINOS - Not Now, Not Ever Again.)
To: FarmerW
Sounds like someone is stuck on stupid.
3 posted on
10/30/2005 5:44:01 AM PST by
Fzob
(Why does this tag line keep showing up?)
To: FarmerW
4 posted on
10/30/2005 5:44:14 AM PST by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: FarmerW
Elizabeth says. "And it's not like I'm some ditsy young thing and he's an old fogey. He has the wisdom of an ancient and the energy of youth." What did ancients do to deserve that kind of slander?
To: FarmerW
Elizabeth says. "And it's not like I'm some ditsy young thing and he's an old fogey. He has the wisdom of an ancient and the energy of youth."Translation: "He hates America as much as we do, Mum."
8 posted on
10/30/2005 5:48:40 AM PST by
L98Fiero
To: FarmerW
"Mum, you'll never guess who I'm having lunch with - Shirley MacLaine!"In which life?
9 posted on
10/30/2005 5:49:27 AM PST by
facedown
(Armed in the Heartland)
To: FarmerW
He discovered he had a hand and immediatly found love.
10 posted on
10/30/2005 5:51:33 AM PST by
Piquaboy
(22 year veteran of the Army, Air Force and Navy, Pray for all our military .)
To: FarmerW
Presidential Candidates file financial disclosure forms. 8 of the 9 Democratic candidates looked like they were doing OK, net worths of $500k and up, not unusual for successful men their age.
Denny had a net worth of under $40,000.
To: FarmerW
He makes Dukakis look Arnold-esque, and Alan Alda sound like Patton.
To: FarmerW
Couldn't you have posted it all, or at least not posted all those annoying "snips?"
14 posted on
10/30/2005 5:59:34 AM PST by
NapkinUser
("It is a damn poor mind indeed which can think of only one way to spell a word." -Andrew Jackson)
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I saw it too, couldn't believe it, the PD is bird cage liner IMO!
16 posted on
10/30/2005 6:01:07 AM PST by
Las Vegas Dave
("Liberals out of power are comical-Liberals in power are dangerous!"-ElRushbo quote.)
To: FarmerW
The title alone is enough to make a person gag.
17 posted on
10/30/2005 6:01:18 AM PST by
Brooklyn Kid
(What's it to ya? ) ((....west of the Jordan, east of the Rock of Gibraltar.................))
To: FarmerW
Here I thought it would be something simple, like dragging a $20 through a trailer park. ;^)
19 posted on
10/30/2005 6:02:45 AM PST by
airborne
(Al-Queda can recruit on college campuses but the US military can't!)
To: FarmerW
Nowhere does it mention that this is Kucinich's third marriage.
I give this one two years.
To: FarmerW
"Mum, you'll never guess who I'm having lunch with - Shirley MacLaine!" Elizabeth put the actress on the phone.One of the biggest surprise laughs I ever had in a movie was while watching "Defending Your Life," starring Albert Brooks and Meryl Streep. They're in a part of "The Afterlife" and doing something on a date, where they go to the "Hall of Past Lives." At this "Epcot-Center-esque interactive experience" , you can see who you were in your past lives. Well, they walk in, and the host of the experience is Shirley MacLaine!" I nearly choked on my popcorn!
Mark
23 posted on
10/30/2005 6:13:33 AM PST by
MarkL
(I didn't get to where I am today by worrying about what I'd feel like tomorrow!)
To: FarmerW
I'm not going to read 8 pages of anything about D. Kucinich. I'll just assume he met another troll and fell in love.
To: FarmerW
25 posted on
10/30/2005 6:24:17 AM PST by
maggief
To: FarmerW
It is a hoot, indeed. For you non-Clevelanders reading this, this is the kind of stuff we have to put up with in Cleveland.
The wedding photo. Yes, that's Shirley MacLaine on the left.
To: FarmerW
She's probably on the rebound from a torrid affair with the Roaming Gnome. His traveling killed their relationship, so she's looking for another gnome to inhabit her grasslands.
(I can't believe that this will last more than a couple of minutes.)
35 posted on
10/30/2005 7:21:55 AM PST by
par4
(If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything)
To: FarmerW
Think about it folks....
This certifiable idiot was a "Democrat contender" to become PRESIDENT!
Semper Fi
39 posted on
10/30/2005 8:22:33 AM PST by
river rat
(You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
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