Okay, I am going to hold my nose and read it.
I remember the siffling little wuss who said he received a release in a sudden dramatic fashion when in fact it was his lawyer who made the call to the source.
Sniffling little wuss feels the need to impress me [major NOT!] with his circle of friends? In the first paragraph?
Major, butt-lickin' a**-kissin' POS if you ask me. (And that is my Sunday moring restraint, LOL!)