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Naked woman drops through ceiling
Ananova ^
| 10/28/2005
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Posted on 10/28/2005 7:03:39 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: SittinYonder
Communist floors ... I had a co-worker from the FSU in the mid-90's who was complaining because he accidentally fired a gun in his apartment and the police were called when the bullet went throught the wall. He claimed that in Russia apartment walls were thick enough to stop a bullet.
To: Red Badger
Ha ha..this reminds me of a story my brother, the plumber (well, steam fitter, excuse me) told..
He was working on an upstairs bathroom and the floor gave way. He fell right down to the bathroom below to find the woman of the house sitting on the throne! He laughed, but she didn't!
To: ladiesview61
Thrice in my life have workers fallen thru the ceiling of places where I worked. Two were funny, one was fatal...........
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posted on
10/28/2005 8:44:02 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(I've eaten so much crow in my life that I'm immune to bird flu.........)
To: Red Badger
I had a large spider do that once while I was in the tub. It wasn't very romantic.
Did you know people can actually levitate?
To: R. Scott
Just use a pool skimmer to take the visible chunks out and you're good to go.
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posted on
10/28/2005 8:49:44 AM PDT
by
kx9088
To: Billthedrill
And WALK ON WATER?.........(or RUN!)......
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posted on
10/28/2005 8:50:16 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(I've eaten so much crow in my life that I'm immune to bird flu.........)
To: Blurblogger
Detective Ivan to Sergeant Yuri after checking out the woman: "She's clean, sergeant."
To: Red Badger
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posted on
10/28/2005 12:33:54 PM PDT
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: kx9088
69
posted on
10/28/2005 12:35:48 PM PDT
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: Red Badger
"They seemed as shocked as I was when they saw me lying there naked in the bath in the middle of their living room."
My luck this would happen exactly 30 seconds before my wife came home. Now how exactly do you explain your way out of that one ?
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posted on
10/28/2005 5:07:08 PM PDT
by
festus
(The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
To: Red Badger
which had rotted over the years. 
"Yeah, I was there when they built the darn thing in the late 1800s."
To: Red Badger
"Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought that the letters people sent you were true, until one day Natasha came crashing through my ceiling on all fours, ready for action...
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posted on
10/28/2005 5:13:37 PM PDT
by
Clemenza
(Gentlemen, Behold!)
To: Xenalyte; Miss Behave; Dashing Dasher; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; SeaDragon
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posted on
10/28/2005 5:13:44 PM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
(-I contribute to FR monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS supports Hillary's Secular Sexual Socialism every day.)
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
Not me.....although my Grandfather was Russian........ ;^)
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posted on
10/28/2005 5:16:20 PM PDT
by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
To: cjshapi
And you expect us to just take your word for it?
"This" is fact-based forum and we most humbly (butt reluctantly) request and require you provide evidence of your "claim" of being a nekkid woman in a bathtub BEFORE we will let you drop through the ceiling on us.
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posted on
10/28/2005 5:17:27 PM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
(-I contribute to FR monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS supports Hillary's Secular Sexual Socialism every day.)
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Not me.....although my Grandfather was Russian........ ;^) Russian through the celing, no doubt.
76
posted on
10/28/2005 5:18:23 PM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
(-I contribute to FR monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS supports Hillary's Secular Sexual Socialism every day.)
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
Russian out of the country at the time.........
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posted on
10/28/2005 5:22:27 PM PDT
by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Good think he brought lunch then.
Else he'd have been Hungary.
78
posted on
10/28/2005 5:27:12 PM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
(-I contribute to FR monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS supports Hillary's Secular Sexual Socialism every day.)
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
That would have been better than landing in Rome - he'd have had Russian hands and roman fingers........
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posted on
10/28/2005 5:32:03 PM PDT
by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
So?
His money was safely banked in the Pole vault.
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posted on
10/28/2005 5:35:03 PM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
(-I contribute to FR monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS supports Hillary's Secular Sexual Socialism every day.)
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