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Naked woman drops through ceiling
Ananova ^ | 10/28/2005 | Staff

Posted on 10/28/2005 7:03:39 AM PDT by Red Badger

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To: SittinYonder
Communist floors ...

I had a co-worker from the FSU in the mid-90's who was complaining because he accidentally fired a gun in his apartment and the police were called when the bullet went throught the wall. He claimed that in Russia apartment walls were thick enough to stop a bullet.

61 posted on 10/28/2005 8:38:18 AM PDT by wideminded
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To: Red Badger

Ha ha..this reminds me of a story my brother, the plumber (well, steam fitter, excuse me) told..
He was working on an upstairs bathroom and the floor gave way. He fell right down to the bathroom below to find the woman of the house sitting on the throne! He laughed, but she didn't!


62 posted on 10/28/2005 8:41:13 AM PDT by ladiesview61
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Thrice in my life have workers fallen thru the ceiling of places where I worked. Two were funny, one was fatal...........


63 posted on 10/28/2005 8:44:02 AM PDT by Red Badger (I've eaten so much crow in my life that I'm immune to bird flu.........)
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To: Red Badger
I had a large spider do that once while I was in the tub. It wasn't very romantic.

Did you know people can actually levitate?

64 posted on 10/28/2005 8:45:31 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: R. Scott

Just use a pool skimmer to take the visible chunks out and you're good to go.


65 posted on 10/28/2005 8:49:44 AM PDT by kx9088
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To: Billthedrill

And WALK ON WATER?.........(or RUN!)......


66 posted on 10/28/2005 8:50:16 AM PDT by Red Badger (I've eaten so much crow in my life that I'm immune to bird flu.........)
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To: Blurblogger

Detective Ivan to Sergeant Yuri after checking out the woman: "She's clean, sergeant."


67 posted on 10/28/2005 8:52:35 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Red Badger

My comment exactly.


68 posted on 10/28/2005 12:33:54 PM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: kx9088

She didn't even do that.


69 posted on 10/28/2005 12:35:48 PM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: Red Badger
"They seemed as shocked as I was when they saw me lying there naked in the bath in the middle of their living room."

My luck this would happen exactly 30 seconds before my wife came home. Now how exactly do you explain your way out of that one ?
70 posted on 10/28/2005 5:07:08 PM PDT by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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To: Red Badger
which had rotted over the years.

"Yeah, I was there when they built the darn thing in the late 1800s."

71 posted on 10/28/2005 5:10:21 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Harmful or Fatal if Swallowed)
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To: Red Badger

"Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought that the letters people sent you were true, until one day Natasha came crashing through my ceiling on all fours, ready for action...


72 posted on 10/28/2005 5:13:37 PM PDT by Clemenza (Gentlemen, Behold!)
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To: Xenalyte; Miss Behave; Dashing Dasher; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; SeaDragon

OK, OK.

Who did it?


73 posted on 10/28/2005 5:13:44 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (-I contribute to FR monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS supports Hillary's Secular Sexual Socialism every day.)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE

Not me.....although my Grandfather was Russian........ ;^)


74 posted on 10/28/2005 5:16:20 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
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To: cjshapi

And you expect us to just take your word for it?

"This" is fact-based forum and we most humbly (butt reluctantly) request and require you provide evidence of your "claim" of being a nekkid woman in a bathtub BEFORE we will let you drop through the ceiling on us.


75 posted on 10/28/2005 5:17:27 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (-I contribute to FR monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS supports Hillary's Secular Sexual Socialism every day.)
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Not me.....although my Grandfather was Russian........ ;^)

Russian through the celing, no doubt.

76 posted on 10/28/2005 5:18:23 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (-I contribute to FR monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS supports Hillary's Secular Sexual Socialism every day.)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE

Russian out of the country at the time.........


77 posted on 10/28/2005 5:22:27 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

Good think he brought lunch then.

Else he'd have been Hungary.


78 posted on 10/28/2005 5:27:12 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (-I contribute to FR monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS supports Hillary's Secular Sexual Socialism every day.)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE

That would have been better than landing in Rome - he'd have had Russian hands and roman fingers........


79 posted on 10/28/2005 5:32:03 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

So?

His money was safely banked in the Pole vault.


80 posted on 10/28/2005 5:35:03 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (-I contribute to FR monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS supports Hillary's Secular Sexual Socialism every day.)
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