[MineralMan]

""I had it in my mind to make sure not to talk about creationism. I had it on my mind. I was like a deer in the headlights. I misspoke," he told U.S. District Judge John E. Jones III, who is presiding over the non-jury trial. "

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Satire follows:

Yeah...I kept telling myself not to say "creationism," no matter how much I wanted to. I'm just not used to this "intelligent design" phrase. So I practiced it over and over again, but when I opened my mouth, "Creationism" came out. Dang! Being a school board member is hard!

End Satire

[drjimmy]

Yeah...I kept telling myself not to say "creationism," no matter how much I wanted to. I'm just not used to this "intelligent design" phrase. So I practiced it over and over again, but when I opened my mouth, "Creationism" came out.

"Whatever you do, don't mention the war!"

[Clemenza]

BWAHHHAAAAA!

Intelligent Design: Creationism repackaged for the Oprah generation!