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PET HAIKUS
Oh, Boy! Tootsie Rolls!!!
The Cat must really like me
To leave me such treats!
Throw the ball! Throw the
Ball! I brought it back to you
Now, please throw the ball!!!
I see the Mailman
And he's afraid. It must be
The Meter Reader!
Mom looks after me
So I can protect her. It's
A nice arrangement.
I don't like the Vet!
But I haven't been sick, so
I'll tolerate him.
My fur is so soft
And clean. No! I don't want to
Be given a bath!!!
Leap up and over!
Loud down below. Humans make
Such lousy Springboards!
The Little One's not
On all fours. Standing up now.
Need to move faster!
Human toys are great!
So many flat warm places
To savor my naps!
Catnip in a ball
Of Yarn! Bite! Maul and Tumble
Palates for Cats!
Jack Deth~ 10/27/05.
173 posted on
10/27/2005 5:37:27 PM PDT by
Jack Deth
(Knight Errant and Disemboweler of the WFTD Thread)
To: Jack Deth
That was so sweet Jack.
This is Boris
To: Jack Deth
Pilates for cats (well, kittens - they're less discriminating) can also be done with kite tails... or so I discovered this past summer. I'm still not sure if the kite's gotten over it yet.
To: Jack Deth
Good evening, Jack.
Excellent Pet Haikus. Thanks for the ping.
236 posted on
10/27/2005 7:49:29 PM PDT by
JustAmy
(Our troops need your prayers, now more than ever!)
To: Jack Deth
LOL! Thank you for the pet haikus, Jack.
242 posted on
10/27/2005 8:08:47 PM PDT by
tuliptree76
(You can find me in the library reading tax books.)
To: Jack Deth
Throw the ball! Throw theBall! I brought it back to youNow, please throw the ball!!!So true. Kitties are demanding that way.
To: Jack Deth
Just got here. Afternoon Jack!
Like the Haiku, btw.
279 posted on
10/28/2005 11:21:49 AM PDT by
PreviouslyA-Lurker
(...where the spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. 2 Corinthians 3:16-18)
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