To: martin_fierro
once tried to pick him up in a gay piano bar in New York City Pianos are gay???
116 posted on
10/26/2005 10:42:12 AM PDT by
Experiment 6-2-6
(Admn Mods: tiny, malicious things that glare and gibber from dark corners.They have pins and dolls..)
To: Experiment 6-2-6
Whatever you do, don't tickle the ivories.
To: Experiment 6-2-6
"Pianos are gay???
"
Only some pianos are gay. Piano bars, with built in seats, are gay. Pianos painted in any color other than black or brown are gay. Grand pianos with candelabra on them are gay. Any piano with sequins anywhere on it is gay. Some player pianos are gay, but it's hard to tell with them. You really have to look at the rolls. If it's show tunes, then the player piano is gay. If not, it's straight.
All the rest of the pianos are straight.
I hope that helps clear things up.
165 posted on
10/26/2005 10:49:04 AM PDT by
MineralMan
(godless atheist)
To: Experiment 6-2-6
"once tried to pick him up in a gay piano bar in New York City..."
Author forgot to mention that he (the author) was dressed like Madonna at the time...
195 posted on
10/26/2005 10:58:00 AM PDT by
sofaman
("Get off the phone, you big dope!" Mark Levin.)
To: Experiment 6-2-6
Pianos are gay???
Hell, I didn't know that they had their own bars.
378 posted on
10/26/2005 4:12:17 PM PDT by
Chickensoup
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