Mmmmm...sprinkles!
Posted on 10/26/2005 9:31:26 AM PDT by LibWhacker
A Dallas cab driver is in big trouble for getting caught on tape sprinkling dried feces on pastries.
49-year-old Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh is on trial for allegedly throwing fecal matter on pastries at a Fiesta grocery store.
Police said they found a pile of human feces by his bed.
He would dry it, either by microwave or just letting it sit out and grate it up with a cheese grater and then sprinkle it at the store, officials said.
Neither attorneys in the case is clear about a motive or why the defendant would resort to something so repulsive.
Prosecutors will show a surveillance videotape of the defendant, which shows him sprinkling a substance on the food.
The FBI arrested Nahidmobarekeh but turned the case over to local prosecutors after they determined it was not a national security issue.
Is he from a turd world country?
What? I didn't order the poo poo plater.
Read Colonel Hunts book, They Just Don't Get It, it's in the al-Qaida handbook.
Not this shiite again!? Oh, poo.
There were at least 2 books written about the case -- maybe more. The 2nd wife (who barely escaped death) wrote one of them. Hers was very romanticized.
My son went to high school with the son whose nickname was "Boot" Hill -- strangely irony, the name. He went to college in Switzerland to get away from all the trials. It was a very sad case.
There were probably more than one TV special about it. I think the one with Farrah Fawcett was based on the 2nd wife's book which was not as comprehensive as the main book. I wish I could remember the names of the books. I just recently gave one of them away.
My pint in dredging this all up is that this attack is no small matter! A lot of people could be affected.
Police said they found a pile of human feces by his bed.The sun did not shine.
I shat there with Sally
We shat there, we two.
And I said, "How I wish
We had something to do!"
Too wet to go out
And too cold to play ball.
So we shat in the house.
We did nothing at all.
So all we could do was to
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
And we did not like it
Not one little bit.
BUMP!
And then something went
BUMP!
How that bump made us dump!
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat with the Scat!
And he said to us, "Why do you shit there like that?"
"I know it is wet
And the sun is not sunny.
But we can have lots
Of good food that is yummy!"
I saw that, but Sam Elliott was not the one to play Dr. Hill. The real Dr. Hill was blond, slick, and a cool cucumber. Elliott's voice is too low for that part.
Gag,
Just gag.
Couldn't happen to a nice bunch of folks - Cowboy Fans.
Although I'll admit that there probably aren't too many Cowboy fans at Fiesta. Maybe the guy didn't like the Mexican National Soccer team?
"Those cookies look very good .. . . FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!"
Who got himself into the news
He's defending the rap
That he's sending out crap
Please be careful which pastries you choose
The creative talent at FR amazes me. What do you do in your spare time?
There's no doubt about it. This POS is the Jamie Oliver of dooky.
Homer loves Fecal Fudge..
Anyone say "sh1t happens" yet?
Does this thread pass the smell test?
A frustrated pastry chef?
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