Man arrested after tussle with Tonya Harding

Sports Illustrated on line ^ | 10/25/2005 | AP

[frankenMonkey]

VANCOUVER, Wash. (AP) -- Tonya Harding tussled in her home with a man she described as her boyfriend, prompting an emergency call by the figure skater-turned-boxer and an arrest of the man.

Christopher Nolan was charged with assault and pleaded not guilty Monday. He told deputies Harding threw him down and bit his finger when he said she had too much to drink on Sunday. The 27-year-old Nolan was ordered to stay away from Harding and to avoid alcohol.

[Dahoser]

From those pictures, it looks like she had the all you can eat and drink doubleheader special.

[Red Badger]

If I were the judge, I'd ORDER HIM TO START DRINKING!...........and get his eyes checked...........

[Centurion2000]

Looks like she would no longer need a lead pipe to smash Nancy Kerrigan's knee.

[maggief]

03/11/05 Tonya's fight canceled Tonya's fight scheduled for March, 10 2005 at the Beach Bums in Fort Lauderdale, Florida was canceled at the last minute due to problems with the Florida Boxing Commission . Her opponent was to be a female impersonator that goes by the name of "Daisy D"

[meandog]

Tonya Harding took a stick
and gave to Nancy 20 licks,

And when her hubby became a bore,
she gave to him many more!

After bombing Olympic trials,
Tears and wails replaced her smiles.

She tried her hand in Playboy role
But no one liked her centerfold

So back to trailer park she'd dash
where she'd fight and drink with her white trash!

[frankenMonkey]

I think that she may be a female impersonator, too...

[maggief]

LMAO

[Puppage]

[Tijeras_Slim]

Uh... which one's which? :)

[Shermy]

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[Continental Soldier]

Tonya Harding? Oh, my! Is she still in the news? And if so, why?

[billygoatgruff]

Good God almight, hide the donuts. Did she go downhill or what??? She looks like an Irish Traveller with a day job.

[frankenMonkey]

something about waving a $20 bill in a trailer court, or somthing...

[Disambiguator]

I read the bio page, and she's a motivational speaker!

From said page:

If interested in booking Tonya Harding for an appearance, please contact her agent Linda Lewis:

lglpr@hotmail.com
360) 256-7044 EXIT: 203
Fax#:360-256-1231
PO Box 6132 Vancouver WA 98668

[Steve_Seattle]

If the phrase "Trailer Trash" didn't exist before Tonya Harding, it would have had to be invented.

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

...stay away from Harding and to avoid alcohol.

Words for all of us to live by.

[derllak]

Yuck! I can't stand that Osmondy smile. She looks like she's insane!

[b4its2late]

She probably beat the snot out of him.

[billygoatgruff]

Gummy, very gummy.

[evets]

hmmm...