Six Stabbed at 1-Year-Old's Birthday Party

AP ^ | Oct 24, | AP

[La Enchiladita]

.......they're now ILLEGAL VISITORS.

I prefer CABRONES LOCOS, and other names not suitable for a family friendly site.

[EGPWS]

Happy first Birthday and may you have many more to come!!!!

How does one say that in Spanish?

[Diana in Wisconsin]

"La diversidad es nuestra fuerza!"

But be sure to add a sarcasm tag after you type it or someone might think you're serious, LOL! ;)

[EGPWS]

ILLEGAL VISITORS.

May as well be.

Illegal is welcome anymore whether it be foreign or domestic.

[riri]

Why do I just know there was a car bouncing, people warming themselves with flaming garbage cans and someone getting inked somewhere in this story?

[darbymcgill]

people were stabbed

but, but, but, but..... O.J. did it and it was... oh...nevermind...

[momfirst]

I think it was the Mexican comedian Mencia who said "there are more kegs than kids at a Mexican kids birthday party"....

So it truly IS a cultural thing....I was dumbfounded by my in-laws having their daughter's quinceanera (similar to sweet 16, only at age 15) at a BAR!!! They did rent the entire thing, but still, my feeble American mind just can't comprehend the idea of having a 15 yr old's birthday party at a cheesy, hole-in-the-wall, fully-stocked bar. Oh, did I say my in-laws were from Mexico?

[naden25]

Oh, I love it!

[ApplegateRanch]

What the heck is going on at a one year old's 'party' that would cause the neighbors to complain about noise?

At 1 AM during a thunderstorm? Don't ask!

But if you do really want an sanswer, maybe they were trying to wake the poor kid up for his party.

[Condor51]

***What's Spanish for "Diversity is our strength?"**

¿La diversidad es nuestra fuerza?

[Unknowing]

They are obviously Spanish-speaking Irishmen, asking, "is this a private fight or can anyone join?"

[humblegunner]

Let me guess ... 3rd generation German Americans?

A great load of Scots just off the boat no doubt.

[ApplegateRanch]

A great load of Scots just off the boat no doubt.

More likely cerveza fresh off the truck.

Oh, wait you said Scots, not Scotch. Sorry.

[oh8eleven]

They are obviously Spanish-speaking Irishmen...
And here I thought the Black-Irish were just a myth.

[teawithmisswilliams]

¿La diversidad es nuestra fuerza?

It only works with the question marks, since no thinking person really believes it.

[Lancey Howard]

LMAO

[toddlintown]

Did the kid get any presents?

[calrighty]

How did you know about GSP?? It was a secret!

[layman]

You just know the 1-year old started it all, by talking some trash...

No doubt.

"Goo-goo."

"You talkin' to me ... huh ... you talkin' to me?"

[DTogo]

4 years since 9-11 and still our borders remain open, immigration laws un-enforced. Pathetic that we're left to make sarcastic jokes about the ineptitude of our spineless majority in D.C..